relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
MY COOKING IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN MY SMOKE ALARM CHEERS ME ONTHANKS SMOKE ALARM!! YOU’RE THE BEST FAN EVER!!
Someone draw England doing this
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor